10 REASONS WE LIVE FOR CANYONING IN MADEIRA
We could give you a hundred reasons. We’ll stick to ten, so you still have time to book. 😎
1. Madeira looks different from the inside
From a viewpoint, the island is pretty. From the bottom of a volcanic canyon, it’s personal. That’s where Madeira keeps its best side. 🌿
2. Waterfalls stop being a view
Everywhere else, you take a photo of them. Here, you go down them, and they throw in a free shower. Every one has its own personality, and we’re a little bit in love with all of them. 💦
3. The laurel forest is the waiting room
Ancient, wild and quietly showing off. We’ve been in there more times than we can count, and we still haven’t got used to it. 🥰
4. Your brain finally goes quiet
For 2h–2h30 in the canyon, the only notification that matters is the guide’s “ready?”. And the photos? Free, and we take them, so your hands stay busy with the good stuff. 📸
5. You don’t need to know how to swim
Seriously. If you can say yes, you’re qualified. The canyon does the rest, and so do we. 😉
6. Jumps are always optional
Brave is a choice, not an entry requirement. Nobody’s judging, apart from the waterfall, and it keeps its opinions to itself. 😅
7. The whole crew can come
Beginner from 8, Intermediate from 12, and Coasteering from 8 if the sea is calling louder. Family group chat: sorted. 🤘
8. Zero logistics, all adventure
Pickup in Funchal or Caniço is included, and about 5 hours later we drop you back wetter and a lot happier. Beginner from €65, Intermediate from €80. Cheaper than therapy, and a lot more fun.
9. The EPIC guides
We take the canyon seriously, so you don’t have to take anything else seriously. This isn’t a job we do, it’s a life we live, and it shows. 🪢
10. That feeling afterwards
The grin that won’t go away, and the “when are we doing the next one?” on the way back. Fair warning: it’s contagious, and there’s no cure. We’ve checked. 🔥
So, ready for reason number 11?
Ten reasons down. The eleventh one is you 👇
Send this to the friend who still needs ten reasons. 😏🤙